Book for Christmas Day 2026
Christmas 2026 might sound far away, but the best tables (and the biggest pigs in blankets) always get snapped up first.
Reserve your table nowChristmas 2026 might sound far away, but the best tables (and the biggest pigs in blankets) always get snapped up first.
Reserve your table nowClassic pub favourites with a seasonal twist – it’s the ultimate excuse for second helpings (and third desserts).
Find out moreFrom mulled somethings to merry mixers, we’ve got all your seasonal sips sorted. Just add sparkle.
Explore our drinksTop-notch amenities to make sure you have a great time. Here’s what you can expect when you visit The Barmy Arms:
Yes, you read that right - free food and drink is up for grabs for all you newcomers. Download the Greene King app & register, spin the wheel, and you might land yourself a main, pud or pint. No catch, just pure joy (and maybe some gravy).
Free dessert? Tick. Free pub classic? Oh yes. Free pint? Don’t mind if we do. And hey, even if you don’t win, you’ll still have our app now, so you can skip the queue like the legend you are.
(*T&Cs apply.)
Recycle your clean and empty confectionery and biscuits tubs by dropping them off at any Greene King Pub between 1 January - 15 February 2026 and help us raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support.
Discover moreStep in with our seasonal specials menu. Our carefully selected dishes are crafted with quality for a symphony of freshness and flavour in every bite. What are you in the mood for?
Book a tableFind out what makes us special at The Barmy Arms and come and join us!
Gather your team, test your trivia knowledge, and compete for bragging rights - every Wednesday at the Barmy Arms!
Secure your team's tableHere at the Barmy Arms, we love dogs great and small, so bring your four-legged friends and relax in our dog-friendly pub.
Discover your local dog-friendly pubFrom iconic classics to bold new pours, there’s a pint with your name on it. Explore our own beers like Flint Eye, Prior Life, Greene King IPA, plus loads more!
Explore our beersGet your fill of traditional pub fare and tuck into a hearty Sunday roast. Cooked to perfection and served with all the classic trimmings, our roasts are a celebration of quality - simple yet spectacular.
Book for Sunday RoastFrom meetings to birthday parties, we have function rooms available for hire - no matter the occasion.
Make an enquiryKnown for being loud, lively and musical, the Barmy Arms is a pub with plenty of character. Our roots are in all things alternative and fun, thanks to being the closest boozer to small enclave Eel Pie Island: an infamous hippy rock & roll commune. You’ll often find present day rugby fans singing heartily during the summertime after a visit to nearby Twickenham Stadium.
Stop into our picturesque pub near the River Thames for a riverside drink, quiz night, or live music performance to enliven your London visit. Be sure to book in advance during busy summer hours!
If you’re travelling with your pup our waterside pub is an excellent place to spend a few hours. We have a generous beer garden that’s great for restless dogs, and some cosy fireside seats for you to relax in if they need to dry off from wet weather in the winter.
If you’re looking for a casual date night with traditional national dishes in a quaint English pub, be sure to book with us. Our pub offers an intimate setting with romantic riverside views at night, bright indoor decor and friendly staff to help facilitate your perfect evening. On the regular and Sunday menu you’ll find all the usual suspects of hearty British pub food alongside sharing platters, non-gluten options and vegan choices for every dietary requirement.
Give the gift of a cold pint on a hot day, a family catch up, the perfect place to watch the winning goal, and even more, with the Greene King gift card.