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Join our email clubBuilt in the 1700s as the closest boozer to Eel Pie Island, an infamous hippy rock and roll commune, the Barmy Arms is a pub bursting with history. In the heart of Twickenham, it was often the last stop before heading over to see the likes of the Rolling Stone...
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Join our email clubCourtesy of Peroni Nastro Azzurro, your winter dreams just got real. Win three nights at a 5-star Italian resort, including flights, transfers, ski passes, equipment, and breakfast!
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Book a tableChristmas Day done properly. No pans, no peeling, just full plates and festive cheer with your favourites.
Plan your visitClassic pub favourites with a seasonal twist – it’s the ultimate excuse for second helpings (and third desserts).
Find out moreFrom mulled somethings to merry mixers, we’ve got all your seasonal sips sorted. Just add sparkle.
Explore our drinksTop-notch amenities to make sure you have a great time. Here’s what you can expect when you visit The Barmy Arms:
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Christmas is all about good food, great company and making lots of brilliant memories. This year, why not savour a fantastic Christmas dinner in Twickenham? The Barmy Arms has everything you need to make this festive season one for the books.
Join us for Christmas 2025Step into spring with our seasonal specials menu. Our carefully selected dishes are crafted with quality for a symphony of freshness and flavour in every bite. What are you in the mood for?
Book a tableWe proudly serve freshly cooked traditional pub food throughout the week. Vegan, vegetarian and non-gluten containing options are also available.
View our dish highlightsFind out what makes us special at The Barmy Arms and come and join us!
From post-work drinks to Saturday sessions, there's a beer garden in Twickenham just waiting to welcome you. So, text the group chat, grab a table and enjoy the classic British weather, rain or shine.
Discover our beer gardenGather your team, test your trivia knowledge, and compete for bragging rights - every Wednesday at the Barmy Arms!
Secure your team's tableHere at the Barmy Arms, we love dogs great and small, so bring your four-legged friends and relax in our dog-friendly pub.
Discover your local dog-friendly pubFrom iconic classics to bold new pours, there’s a pint with your name on it. Explore our own beers like Flint Eye, Prior Life, Greene King IPA, plus loads more!
Explore our beersGet your fill of traditional pub fare and tuck into a hearty Sunday roast. Cooked to perfection and served with all the classic trimmings, our roasts are a celebration of quality - simple yet spectacular.
Book for Sunday RoastFrom meetings to birthday parties, we have function rooms available for hire - no matter the occasion.
Make an enquiryKnown for being loud, lively and musical, the Barmy Arms is a pub with plenty of character. Our roots are in all things alternative and fun, thanks to being the closest boozer to small enclave Eel Pie Island: an infamous hippy rock & roll commune. You’ll often find present day rugby fans singing heartily during the summertime after a visit to nearby Twickenham Stadium.
Stop into our picturesque pub near the River Thames for a riverside drink, quiz night, or live music performance to enliven your London visit. Be sure to book in advance during busy summer hours!
If you’re travelling with your pup our waterside pub is an excellent place to spend a few hours. We have a generous beer garden that’s great for restless dogs, and some cosy fireside seats for you to relax in if they need to dry off from wet weather in the winter.
If you’re looking for a casual date night with traditional national dishes in a quaint English pub, be sure to book with us. Our pub offers an intimate setting with romantic riverside views at night, bright indoor decor and friendly staff to help facilitate your perfect evening. On the regular and Sunday menu you’ll find all the usual suspects of hearty British pub food alongside sharing platters, non-gluten options and vegan choices for every dietary requirement.
Give the gift of a cold pint on a hot day, a family catch up, the perfect place to watch the winning goal, and even more, with the Greene King gift card.